I do not like them, Claudius
I won’t eat them, Polonius

I will not eat them in the nude
I will not eat them with Gertrude

I will not eat them in a show
Won’t eat them with Horatio

I will not eat them on my knees
I won’t eat them with Laertes

I do not like them, Rosencrantz
I do not like green eggs and hams!

Written by: Laura Greenlund