The UCI newspaper (New University) features a review of the
weekly police log. Two great bits to share.

On January 28th, 2007 at 16:58, a caller reported a missing pizza.

On February 2nd, 2007 at 3:24 a caller reported a homeless man sleeping on the
basketball court in Mesa Court.

Also, a correction from last week’s issue:

The Police Log said that “caller reports the theft of
coffee mugs from Starbucks.” It should be noted these men were able
to produce receipts for the coffee mugs and were not charged.

I love my school.