HURRY, HURRY, HURRY,
STEP RIGHT UP!
Ladies und gentlemen, welcome to the North Pole
This is where I ramble on and on about life and random things in particular. You never realize how meaningless your life is until you view it in the perspective of a rancid squirrel on heroin. First we’re going to start with a word association game. I’m going to type a word and then I’m going to type the first word that comes to mind. Religion : Methodist. Marital Status : Taken. Style : Hetero. Sex : Yes please, no wait. Mail. No wait, ummm, is this a trick question? N-E-ways I am a very peculiar individual, in that I listen to any type of music except for Latin, because I studied the Spanish language for 2 years now (well, technically it’s two and a half years cuz I failed my second year and had to take a summer course), and it bugged the living crap out of me, and I know this makes me narrow minded and probably stupid, but I DON’T CARE!!!! That’s my perspective, if you don’t like it, you can deal with it. Think of me as a stack of cards. Just waiting to be shuffled. C’mon baby, shuffle me. Oh yeah! [clears throat] Sorry. Now when I say I listen to every type of music, I mean every type, from country to rap to Disney to heavy metal to N*Sync. Another thing about me is that I don’t care what people think about me, what opinions they form about me, I’m me, I can’t change it, I am comfortable with my station in life (You’re a tracer, man!*)(the star means that there’s something at the bottom of the page related to the preceding information). When people ask me where my favorite place is, I answer in a flash. Disneyland. I’ve had an annual pass to Disneyland ever since I can remember, and I have loved Disney from my first Disney film. I love the atmosphere, I love the rides, I love Mickey Mouse (but not in that way, silly sailors). I also love the new Disney’s California Adventure, no matter what people say, but I agree with them when they say that the price is too high for too little adventure, even though it pains my heart to say it. Hopefully the addition of Hollywood Tower of Terror and Flik’s Fun Faire will change people’s minds. I have an annual pass to both parks, so I don’t complain about the price, I just enjoy the atmosphere and the rides. I like lots of movies. But one thing I have noticed is an exciting feeling whenever I recognize someone in one movie from another movie or from a television series or whatever. It’s like putting two and two together and it’s really exciting for me. I obviously don’t know the person, but it’s like I know them, which is almost the same but it isn’t. Some examples are at the gargoyles site. If you don’t know how to get there, you didn’t learn enough good English. Me talk funny? Stupid head. Moving on, I am a logical person. Does anybody know what that means? It means that I think more with my left brain than with my right. This also means that I rock in Math and logically related subjects and I suck in English and philosophically related subjects. This would be bad, considering my parents want straight A’s out of me. PSSH!!! Like that’s possible. I am an actor. Or at least I hope so. I have been training since 7th grade and I really enjoy it, which is probably a good thing. I am more interested in acting, but I enjoy Musical Theatre. And for the last time, I’m Not GAY! GAWD! You guys are so narrow minded. I am also a Boy Scout, have been since 2nd or 3rd grade with cub scouts. I have since received the rank of Eagle and I also got my permit, so driving is becoming part of my life. My dad is very interesting. He owns two corporations, or so he calls them, that both revolve around building/repairing computers and being a computer consultant. He is also a prime piano player that can conduct a musical. Which has benefited me greatly, in that he helps me practice my talent at home. But who cares about stuff like that. Congratulations, you’ve made it to the end of my ramble. Thank you for flying Air Jeremy and please visit again whenever you feel the need. The need for speed. Thank you. Thank you very much. I’m here until Thursday. Try the veal! Ha Ha!
THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN AS A PUBLICATION OF “Jeremy’s Ramble: A Life In Review” WHICH IS SOLE PROPERTY OF YOU AND YOU ONLY. IF YOU DECIDE TO SELL MY LIFE FOR A PENNY, I WILL NOT OBJECT, I WILL JUST ASK THAT YOU GET A SHINY PENNY FOR ME. THANK YOU!
*Yea, Kevin Smith! This quote is courtesy of the films of Kevin Smith, who is very talented and very funny. It is used in “Chasing Amy” and in “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”. Go see them. Now. (Kevin Smith’s other films include: “Clerks”, “Mallrats”, “Dogma”, and the up-and-coming “Jersey Girl” starring J-Lo and Ben Affleck. And she’s not pregnant with his kid, dammit!)