An Ode To The Bard I do not like them, Claudius I won’t eat them, Polonius I will not eat them in the nude I will not eat them with Gertrude I will not eat them in a show Won’t eat them with Horatio I will not eat them on my knees I won’t eat them with Laertes I do not like them, Rosencrantz I do not like green eggs and hams! Written by: Laura Greenlund
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Quiz Results Discuss – Link to This – View Candidates Positions & Sources Below are the candidates ranked by how much you agree with their stances. Rudy Giuliani Score: 38 Agree Iraq Taxes Stem-Cell Research Health Care Abortion Line-Item Veto Marriage Death Penalty Disagree Immigration Social Security Energy John McCain Score: 34 Agree Iraq Taxes Health Care Energy Marriage Death Penalty Disagree Immigration Stem-Cell Research Abortion Social Security Line-Item Veto Ron Paul Score: 33 Agree Taxes Health Care Line-Item Veto Energy Marriage Disagree Iraq Immigration Stem-Cell Research Abortion Social Security Death Penalty Mitt Romney Score: 26 Agree Iraq Taxes Stem-Cell Research Health Care Social Security Death Penalty Disagree Immigration Abortion Line-Item Veto Energy Marriage Duncan Hunter Score: 22 Agree Iraq Taxes Health Care Death Penalty Disagree Immigration Stem-Cell Research Abortion Social Security Line-Item Veto Energy Marriage Fred Thompson Score: 22 Agree Iraq Taxes Health Care … Continue reading →
Myspace.com Blogs – Craigslist Meets WallStreet – Tommy Gun MySpace Blog This is hilarious! William J. H. Boetcker – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should be doing for themselves. This quote is often misattributed to Lincoln courtesy of Reagan.
i was browsing e-mails and came across this bible verse: Naked came I out of my mother’s womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD. Job 1:21 and it reminded me of this comic I came across at xkcd if you haven’t checked the site out before, it’s definitely worth it…it’s so geeky, fun, cool and humorous that I love it.
Thursday night (3 performances left) during the opening number, I started a move, went up on my left toe and came down to a crouched position….when I did, something popped in my left knee….the choreography had me jumping back up a half second later (longest half second of my life), but the damage was done. I made it through the rest of the show alright and saw the chiropractor in the morning. Luckily I had just hyper-extended it, so the muscles were a little stiff, but prone to damage, so I did the next show with a knee brace. Then during that show, I bruised my right thumb during “Cool” (I have to support myself/push myself up with my hands during the show and I did it wrong). I saw the chiropractor again the morning after, but there was very little to do except ice it and use it as … Continue reading →
GRYFFINDOR: [X] You’ve never done drugs. [X] You have a lot of friends. [X] You get along with everyone. [ ] You love soccer. [ ] You love baseball. [X] You’re into writing and art [ ] Favorite music genre is rock. [X] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory. [ ] One of your favorite colors is red or gold. [X] Good grades at school. [X] One of the worst things you can do is lie. [X] You plan on going to college. TOTAL: 8 HUFFLEPUFF: [X] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now. [X] You laugh a lot. [ ] You like to follow trends. [ ] Politics suck. [ ] You love to swim [ ] Water polo is awesome. [ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors. [ ] Black is morbid & depressing. [X] You’re an optimist. [X] You’re very … Continue reading →
The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all. Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We’re turning that upside down – all the questions affect all the results, and we’ve got some innovative results too! Enjoy 🙂 Personality You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more religious than atheist, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more follower than leader, and more extroverted than introverted. As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), religious (93%), romantic (57%). Stereotypes Prep 85% Old Geezer … Continue reading →
So after rehearsal last night I went to Memories and had a great time. They played a much more eclectic mix including Christina Aguilera’s “Candyman” (which for all it’s objectionable content is a b!tchin’ good swing song) and Outkast’s Idlewild Blues which are probably my two favorite not-directly-swing swing dancing songs. After the place closed up (Closin’ Time and Get The F*ck Out were the last songs) I walked a girl out to her car, enjoying the echo of the empty Whittier streets. As I headed back through the back alleys of Whittier to my car, I noticed a group sitting in a circle around the back of a car where someone was strumming a guitar and singing. I went over and sat down. After a couple of songs, he started in on a Martin Sexton song (couldn’t tell you which one, except that it wasn’t Thirteen Step Boogie). Being … Continue reading →
This guy is on the YouTube front page and not only does he rock, he rocks from the geek side! Just wanted to share!