December 26th – Happy Boxing Day!  What the heck am I supposed to do with a partridge in a pear tree? December 27th – Two turtledoves?  What, do I cook them?  I mean using the pears as spice for my partridge flambé was nice…December 28th – Three French hens?!?  What, do they cluck with an accent?  What’s with all the friggin’ birds?  December 29th – Those darn calling birds won’t get off their cellphones while they’re driving!  December 30th – The last thing I need right now is one golden ring, let alone five!  December 31st – Are geese omelette’s a bad idea?  January 1st – Now I’ve got seven swans in a watery ditch in front of my house…January 2nd – Eight maids means eight cows….eight cows means….*does the math*…32 sources of milk!  And think of all that beef!  Mmmmmm!  January 3rd – Nine ladies…are they dancing with each … Continue reading →

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I had watched House this morning and at the very end, the intro to a song was playing and it sounded very familiar, but I couldn’t place it. I asked my dad to listen to it and he had heard it before, but he couldn’t place it either. So I turned to the internet. The google search that finally prevailed was that song at the end of house 4 9. My father laughs at me. Yahoo Answers had it. It’s a song called Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum (youtube video of the song paired with footage of Monument Valley).

An Ode To The Bard I do not like them, Claudius I won’t eat them, Polonius I will not eat them in the nude I will not eat them with Gertrude I will not eat them in a show Won’t eat them with Horatio I will not eat them on my knees I won’t eat them with Laertes I do not like them, Rosencrantz I do not like green eggs and hams! Written by: Laura Greenlund

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Quiz Results Discuss – Link to This – View Candidates Positions & Sources Below are the candidates ranked by how much you agree with their stances. Rudy Giuliani Score: 38 Agree Iraq Taxes Stem-Cell Research Health Care Abortion Line-Item Veto Marriage Death Penalty Disagree Immigration Social Security Energy   John McCain Score: 34 Agree Iraq Taxes Health Care Energy Marriage Death Penalty Disagree Immigration Stem-Cell Research Abortion Social Security Line-Item Veto   Ron Paul Score: 33 Agree Taxes Health Care Line-Item Veto Energy Marriage Disagree Iraq Immigration Stem-Cell Research Abortion Social Security Death Penalty   Mitt Romney Score: 26 Agree Iraq Taxes Stem-Cell Research Health Care Social Security Death Penalty Disagree Immigration Abortion Line-Item Veto Energy Marriage   Duncan Hunter Score: 22 Agree Iraq Taxes Health Care Death Penalty Disagree Immigration Stem-Cell Research Abortion Social Security Line-Item Veto Energy Marriage   Fred Thompson Score: 22 Agree Iraq Taxes Health Care … Continue reading →

Myspace.com Blogs – Craigslist Meets WallStreet – Tommy Gun MySpace Blog This is hilarious! William J. H. Boetcker – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should be doing for themselves. This quote is often misattributed to Lincoln courtesy of Reagan.

i was browsing e-mails and came across this bible verse: Naked came I out of my mother’s womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD. Job 1:21 and it reminded me of this comic I came across at xkcd if you haven’t checked the site out before, it’s definitely worth it…it’s so geeky, fun, cool and humorous that I love it.