Category Archives: Review

These aren’t so much reviews as contemplations on the subject matter. What I loved, what pissed me off, what intrigued me, what I disliked, what made me think, what made me beg Google for answers.

1940’s Radio Hour – Irvine Valley College

*starts choking on cough drop* They destroyed it. This was probably the worst college production I’ve seen to date. Which is unfortunate when you actually know people in the cast….because at some point you know you’re going to have to talk to them. My biggest problem is that the show is supposed to be a radio broadcast in the 1940’s (gee, hence the title?)…and there is no way on God’s green earth that what we saw was capable of going over the air in any manner of acclaim. There was enough dead air to bring a corpse back to life, there were people 20 ft from a mike thinking they were being heard loud and clear, there was foley going on 30 ft from the mike…it was disastrous…absolutely nothing like the show I saw growing up. Mic troubles. I didn’t care about the main character’s arc. Johnny the singer was … Continue reading →

Silk Stockings – MTW

Delightful! Based on the short story Ninotchka by Melchior Lengyel, adapted into a film of the same name (with Greta Garbo) and later adapted to a Broadway musical with music by Cole Porter (his last Broadway musical) and later adapted to film with Cyd Charrise and Fred Astaire (in his last dancing role), this is actually a reworking of the movie musical placing it in the 60’s to capitalize on US/USSR relations at the height of the Cold War. Having seen the other film versions, it is still a delightful story that stays delightfully true to it’s source material while still being relevant and romantic. Starring Stuart Pankin as one of the Russian Arts Commisars. I didn’t recognize his name at first either, but his voice and face made me go wait a second….then I realized he was in Honey We Shrunk Ourselves as Wayne Szalinski’s brother Gordon and he … Continue reading →

Four Christmases

Rather similar to Meet The Parents, but uniquely hilarious in it’s own right. Full of brilliant and crazy family moments (including nymphomaniacs, violence-prone cage fighters and holistic cradle robbers), it also has a heart of couple’s therapy (as all good romantic comedies do). I say romcom because I believe it falls into the same category as Wedding Crashers, which was a raunchy romp revolving around romance. OMG! It’s Tim McGraw! Wow…a great addition to a really stellar cast (yay Olive Snook)!

Wicked – Pantages

Took the Metro up to Hollywood and Vine because the Pantages teamed up with Metro to offer discount tickets on Tuesday night performances. We stand in a line thinking it’s the box office line. I go forward to investigate while Laura saves our place in line, and I find out that there’s no line for the box office. When I get back, Laura had learned that the line was for the Wicked Lottery, which picked half a dozen names and sold front row tickets that you can’t buy any other way. After the lottery they offer half off tickets. Laura suggests that we wait and I reluctantly agree. We get all the way through the line and fill out one lottery ticket for each of us. They make an announcement that you need cash on hand if you win, so we ask where the nearest ATM is (there’s one in … Continue reading →

Noises Off – CSU Fullerton

I begin this review with the caveat of what I expect from CSUF: incredible stagecraft and better than average college acting. The reason I state that first is because only one of those expectations was met for the closing matinée performance…the stagecraft. The characters were well developed and their delivery was very much enjoyed, but their pace was ABYSSMAL! They were dragging out pauses because apparently a previous (pre-dominantly high school) audience laughed at adult situations that are only amusing to virgin pre-pubescent boys, so the actors fell into the habit of pausing unnecessarily. This is a trap that I personally have been warned of in past performances, and it is inexplicable that the director (or stage manager) neglected to warn the actors to keep the pace of the show moving. Thus there were many amusing moments in the show, but the overall performance was marred by an additional half … Continue reading →

Nine – GoldenWest College

The musical adaptation of Federico Fellini’s “8 1/2” is wonderfully pulled off by the capable and talented cast and crew. Rarely produced it was a treat to be able to see it, especially when the understudy (Tony Torrico) gets his chance to shine as Guido Contini, a filmaker with as many lovers as creative ideas.

Zack and Miri Make A Porno

Absolutely brilliant! Classic Kevin Smith! Yay Seth Rogen! It’s Daryl from The (American) Office! Haha! What? How did Jason Mewes’ privates onscreen for at least 10 seconds qualify for an R rating? I thought that was automatic NC-17 rating? And that’s also a little misleading…anyone who’s seen a Kevin Smith film before (which are all rated R) wouldn’t exactly expect this (although the title does lend itself to graphic content) and it’s misleading of the ratings board to be so…I’ll use the word generous because I love Kevin Smith’s work…the point of a ratings board is to advise the public properly of what they’re about to see….and it failed it’s job. I therefore call for a new age of personal responsibility where-in we abolish all ratings boards and rely on internet advice boards that detail what is objectionable in a play so everybody knows what’s going on. And if your … Continue reading →

Days Of Infamy (Pearl Harbor Book 2) – Newt Gingrich and William R. Forstchen

Just as brilliant as last time, Newt Gingrich and William Forstchen continue to draw us in to their active history to analyze great military commanders and the men they commanded. Picking up where Pearl Harbor left off (with General Yamamoto ordering a catastrophic third strike on Pearl Harbor that decimates the dry dock), we see a battle of wits between Admiral Halsey and Yamamoto as they try to find each other andend the war.

How To Lose Friends And Alienate People

The Devil Wears Prada + US vs. UK + celebrity “journalism” instead of fashion “journalism” + Simon Pegg being an oblivious ass. Absolutely delighful. I would call it a romantic comedy in the same bawdy fashion of Wedding Crashers. I was suspicious of Jeff Bridges character (much in the same way I was suspicious of Mel Brooks character in Robots), but he cleared away my suspicions very well.

An American Carol – AMC 30 @ The Block, Orange, CA

A brilliant conservative satire by David Zucker, you would be remiss (or politically biased) to see W. (Oliver Stone’s latest opus that villifies our current President) or Bill Maher’s Religulous (saying that all religion is stupid) and not see this film. Then again, multiple movie theatres are shorting the gross reports for this movie by printing another movie title on the ticket and Bella Terra is so leftist it’s not even playing at their theaters!!! Then again, they could be thinking there are not enough people in their market to support the movie…no, even *I* can’t make that bacon fly. Starring a laundry list of Hollywood conservatives (Kelsey Grammar, Dennis Hopper, Jon Voight, Bill O’Reilly, country star Trace Adkins, and Chris Farley’s little brother Kevin), it’s a twist on Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol where a Michael Moore-esque character tries to abolish the Fourth of July. JFK plays the ghost … Continue reading →