Category Archives: Review

These aren’t so much reviews as contemplations on the subject matter. What I loved, what pissed me off, what intrigued me, what I disliked, what made me think, what made me beg Google for answers.

Over The Hedge

I can’t believe I’m actually going to say this, but I was pleasantly surprised by Over the Hedge. As anyone who has paid any attention to me knows I have absolutely despised the more recent “hits” DreamWorks has churned out, but this film was enjoyable and close enough to it’s source material that I was able to appreciate what was accomplished. The voice acting was phenomenal. Eugene Levy and Catharine O’Hara as Minnesotan porcupines? William Shatner as an overacting possum? Thomas Hayden Church as The Verminator*? It’s the funniest thing this side of Mars! And Steve Carrell…he’s the next Robin Williams of animation…I hope to God that the DVD has outtakes of him in the booth. The biggest change from the source material (if you can call it that) is that this is more of an introductory story to the world of Over the Hedge. It’s about the characters first … Continue reading →

Cars

I absolutely adored this movie. The characters are vivid and enjoyable, the voice acting is phenomenal and the music is lots of fun. My biggest regret watching the film was that I never actually took a road trip on Route 66. What I love the most is that aside from the story, the film really emphasizes Americana with the music and the car racing and the Route 66, and I love Americana. I love being America and I love it when art emphasizes this and shares this great patriotic pride I have. Owen Wilson plays Lightning McQueen, rookie race car who desires nothing more than the Piston cup. His brash, arrogant attitude and cocky style get him in jail in Radiator Springs, the Jewel on the Mother Road (Route 66). Here he learns the lessons he never learned growing up (where are his parents?) and in the end finds himself … Continue reading →

Memorial Day Trifecta

So I should have spent Memorial Day Weekend cleaning the house with my family and hanging out at Disneyland on Monday, but due to emotional troubles, I ended up seeing X-Men 3, The Da Vinci Code and reading all 500 pages of L.A. Confidential by James Ellroy. X-Men 3 was very exciting. I loved that they used Wolverine’s speed-ball technique (Colossus picks Wolverine up and hurls him at the enemy), especially since the first incidence is inside the danger room and he targets a sentinel. I guess they got tired of overtly throwing in bits for comic lovers. Of course Stan Lee makes another homage in the first part of the movie (man with garden hose that Jean Grey manipulates with her dormant telekinesis). They finally show Iceman (Shawn Ashmore, who played Jake in the Animorphs TV show) completely covered in ice, but what most frustrates me is their choice … Continue reading →

Poseidon

This film was a really solid, really well put-together disaster flick, and it was nice to see one that doesn’t bang you over the head with junk science (d’you hear about Al Gore? He’s traveling the country scaring the $h!t out of people with global warming “facts”. He’s even making a documentary/movie based on it called “An Unfortunate Truth”. I think it’s unfortunate that we have to watch. It’s just so sad that nobody will take him serially. Excelsior! I think it’s because he has no friends. I love South Park.) like Day After Tomorrow. That was a great disaster flick in and of itself, but Roland Emmerich just had to go the liberal route and criticize humanity. Curses! Anyways! The premise is that a “rogue wave” comes across and capsizes an ocean liner the size of the Titanic and a small group of people band together to try and … Continue reading →

Assassins

This was my first time seeing the show, but I was far from unfamiliar with the material…I’d been listening to the soundtrack for at least 8 years if not longer and absolutely love the show. This production was a well put-together performance that was wonderful to watch. The director decided to put the assassins in a hotel lobby/bar reminiscent of the Hollywood Hotel (of Twilight Zone fame), which makes the fairway references in the opening number a little vague, but none-the-less works really well as the entire cast is onstage all the time, watching the different vignettes occurring with various reactions. My favorite character before seeing the show was Guiteau (whom I now love twice as much thanks to the actor’s fantastic performance), but now my allegiance is divided between him and Sam Bicke, who is dressed in a Santa suit and has two fantastic 5-min monologues where he records … Continue reading →

Failure To Launch

Aha! I found the trend. Or at least I think I did. Starting as far back as 2001 with Nancy Myers’ What Women Want, some romantic comedies have moved away from traditional values and become more enjoyable as a whole. I can’t think of in-betweeners for this theory (maybe Myers’ other film, Something’s Gotta Give), but it’s evident in 50 First Dates, Wedding Crashers and this film. In fact, I thought at one point that this film was like a PG-13 Wedding Crashers. It’s even got Sack (nice to see that Bradley Cooper can be something other than an asshole…mainly a holistic guy who wanders the world in tune with nature and sleeping with everybody, but still). The film deals with Trip (Matthew McConaughey) and the fact that he lives in his parent’s house…with his parents. His mother (the lovely Kathy Bates) cooks him a pancake breakfast every morning and … Continue reading →

Ice Age 2

I think I wanted to hate this movie and for that reason alone I pick on the story. Because the movie was really funny. I laughed several times. But the whole premise of the movie is much thinner than the first one, which makes this an OK sequel, not a great one like Toy Story 2. The core original cast returns, including Blue Sky director/aficionado Chris Wedge as Scrat (easily the funniest part in the entire movie) with the addition of Queen Latifah (a mammoth raised by possums), Seann William Scott (one of her possum brothers) and Jay Leno as a fast-talking car-salesman character who “would sell his own mother for a grape. Are you making an offer?” Their story is one of migration as the nearby glacier begins to melt, unveiling the threat of a ginormous tidal wave crashing down on the community our heroes have carved out for … Continue reading →

Kingdom Hearts 2

1000 heartless was easy at Level 32…I even got to level 33! The game is fascinating! My only complaint is the seeming lack of…something in the worlds. My biggest complaint is the movies. They deviate just by bits and pieces from the original and it drives me nuts! I mean the voice acting is fine and almost spot on for the most part. But Pirates of the Caribbean, Lion King, Mulan…they all made me go watch the real movies because…well it must be because I’m anal-retentive or something, but I had to have that real experience…the other levels were fine because it’s more of an homage than a direct replaying of it. That’s what the problem is…they’re trying to duplicate the movie line for line and they’re failing, but the game overall succeeds by using the characters and letting you interact with them in a new story. That is the … Continue reading →

Lucky Number Slevin (2006)

Lucky Number Slevin

This movie was a lot of fun. The big selling point is the fact that the dialogue is witty, smart and fast. This movie really hauls all the way up to the conclusion. But that doesn’t mean you don’t get little places to catch your breath. The unexpected romance that Slevin (Josh Hartnett) finds himself thrown into with Lindsey (Lucy Liu) is very sweet and the ending preserves that sweetness. But meanwhile you’ve got this whole underworld plot going on and Slevin is dealing with it and Mr. Goodcat (Bruce Willis) keeps showing up and there are just so many coincidences your head spins. But it’s still a great ride. The two big highlights for me are Hartnett and Liu because their characters are hilarious and enjoyable. Especially in their scenes together. Hartnett must have had a lot of fun shooting of his mouth at all these gangsters and Jews, … Continue reading →

Inside Man

Oh my. This movie was absolutely fantastic. It even had a awesome soundtrack…right off the bat with A.R. Rahman’s Cheya-Cheya (sp). Oh that’s right…I didn’t tell you about him. He wrote the music for Bombay Dreams, and he’s an international music god by his own rights. And the music fun doesn’t stop there. The credits list an entire symphonic orchestra piece by piece…but I’m getting off track…because as I’ve said before, a movie of this type (we’ll just stick with drama as the genre) isn’t about the film’s individual pieces… My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I’ve given you the who. Recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That explains the what, when and where. Why? Because I can. That leaves only the how…and as the … Continue reading →