Category Archives: Movie

The moving picture industry has had a profound effect on me.

3:10 to Yuma

Seeing the original first always makes it difficult to enjoy a remake. Period end of story. Despite that, this is a really good remake. It does that thing that all remakes do though….it adds more people and more travel time in which to kill them off. It also adds more dialogue. Now this isn’t necessarily regrettable, especially in this case. It gives us more back-story (for both main characters) and more dramatic tension. The biggest thing I have to complain about this remake is that because of all that that I just mentioned, you lose some of the best part of the original: the dialogue in the bridal suite between Dan Evans (Christian Bale) and Ben Wade (Russell Crowe). But the dialogue that was there was fantastic. Lots of good added dialogue, but more importantly, a lot of the original dialogue. Some nasty foreshadowing, but you know….what good story doesn’t? … Continue reading →

Shoot ‘Em Up

This movie is awesome. Highly violent and ultra slick, it follows the idea behind Urinetown: that nothing kills a musical quicker than too much exposition. As I sit here listening to the soundtrack (which is phenomenal as well), I can’t even remember the opening titles. All I remember is the New Line Cinema logo flying in, then the holes being gun shot in, and then Clive Owen sitting on a bus bench. 30 seconds later, the gun fire starts and it doesn’t stop for a good 5 minutes. There is a story going on that is really quite plausible (the only thing I really miss is confirmation of Owen’s real identity, but I can live without it) and I just enjoyed the heck out of it. A lot of the stunts were really spectacular (over 40 stunt men), but the thing that impressed me the most was the stunt coordination. … Continue reading →

Hairspray and Serenity/Firefly

So yeah, I saw it on Monday, but I’m finally getting around to reviewing it…so sue me, sue me, what can ya do me? Hairspray was a lot of fun to watch, although I think I enjoyed the national tour production I saw more mainly because of the cross-dressing Edna Turnblad. On stage was Mr. Bumpo from The Punisher (2004) and I enjoyed him far more than Mrs. Travolta. Everybody else was fantastic though. And I swear I’m not on a West Side Story recognition binge, but a portion of Big Blonde and Beautiful choreography had bits and pieces of “The Dance At The Gym” choreography (The Blues) and I was kind of giddy….stupid, I know, but yeah. I really enjoyed James Marsden, Zac Efron and Elijah Kelley. Amanda Bynes I was iffy about just because the stage Penny is a lot dumber and a lot funnier. I missed “In … Continue reading →

War and Disney’s Beauty and the Beast

Luke Adams (fellow cast member from Torrance’s Joseph (2004) and Camelot (2005)) was cast as the Beast in Starlight Theatre’s outdoor production and did an incredible job. I was lucky enough to head down there for the closing performance. We left Orange County around 3:30 with the hopes of catching a movie before the show. Success on both fronts! War featuring Jason Statham and Jet Li This was a very exciting film, portraying the tale of Rogue, a Yakuza (Japanese mob) hitman who pits Yakuza members in San Francisco against the Triad (Chinese mob), and John Crawford, a member of the FBI’s Asian Organized Crime unit out to avenge his partner’s death (to the extent of all else – his marriage, his son, etc.). Aside from Jet Li and Jason Statham being incredible fighters, the story was really solid and really enjoyable. At least that’s what I can claim – … Continue reading →

The Civil War, WW2, Simpsons, Bourne Ultimatum, Rush Hour 3

So I recently finished reading a trilogy of books by former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich (Gettsyburg, Grant Comes East, Never Call Retreat). He calls them “active history”, although in my opinion it is in the same vein as historical fiction novels like those of Harry Turtledove (Guns of the South). As a passionate lover of the Civil War, the books were phenomenal. Predicated on a single changed decision (instead of continuing to attack the Union forces at Gettysburg on July 2nd, Lee executes a grueling flanking march and decimates them when they attack him on ground of his choosing), the books wove a tale of military strategy and political ideology that is as valid for our time as it was back when it was actually (but not really) happening. I was most struck by President Lincoln (especially since he makes A LOT of sense in his political thoughts … Continue reading →

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

So I went to the 6:15 AM IMAX 3-D showing at the Irvine Spectrum with my dad and some of his friends and there were roughly 80 people in the theatre. Niiiice! I’m probably the most satisfied with this book’s adaptation because it’s the one I remember the least. When I first jumped into Harry Potter, books 1-3 were already out and by the time I had finished book 3, book 4 was available and I readily devoured it. But after that, it was a long wait for this one, and I was even slower in reading it. So bits and pieces of it flashed back to me while watching the film, but not as much as, say, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (see my movie review) The flame communication special effect was different this time around and I’m not sure why…. Didn’t the Thestrals (the invisible horses … Continue reading →

Live Free or Die Hard and Transfomers

Live Free or Die Hard Bruce Willis is fantastic, although based on the trailers, I had to ask the question, “When did John McClane become a supercop?” But in the movie, what happens to him is very plausible within the Die Hard motif – wrong place, wrong time. Justin Long is very funny and very heroic. Kevin Smith is priceless as teh king of all internets hackorz. While ranting and railing against the PG-13 rating, I have to agree that the one “Yippee-Kay-Ay-Motherf*cker” was well placed and that the action and violence was about equal to the R ratings of the other Die Hard films. Which leads me to ponder what has happened to the MPAA’s rating system? Did violence just get more acceptable? Directed by Len Wiseman! Yay Underworld! And he’s married to Kate Beckinsale. The guy’s got it all…SO not fair 😉 There was a section in the … Continue reading →

Evan Almighty

I got sick of the trailer for this movie way before it came out (I think because I kept going to movies and kept seeing the trailer and all those movie posters with Steve Carrel in the Marilyn Monroe pose ala Noah). I didn’t really have a problem with the concept at that point because I had enjoyed the positive Christian message in Bruce Almighty and expected the same from this one, but as the trailer/posters/etc. kept intruding in my life, I think I became so sick of it I tried to translate my annoyance at the promotions into genuine dislike for the movie based on the fact God saying He wouldn’t flood the Earth ever again. Through this transference of dislike I became convinced that this movie was just horribly wrong and that I would hate it. Well I’m glad to say that I enjoyed this movie very much. … Continue reading →

Ocean’s Thirteen

I really enjoyed this movie. I just kept reflecting on how they took this simple concept (11 guys led by Ocean robbing multiple casinos) and turned it into this great con trilogy. Could they not afford to pay Julia Roberts or Catherin Zeta-Jones anymore? Did Al Pacino take all their salary? The Thirteen (there seemed to be some confusion about this): The original 11 Danny (George Clooney) Rusty (Brad Pitt) – why does he always get the worst hairpieces? Hilarious. Linus (Matt Damon) Basher (Don Cheadle) Yen Virgil and Turk Malloy (Scott Caan and Casey Affleck) Reuben (Elliot Gould) Saul (Carl Reiner) Livingston Frank (Bernie Mac) Roman Nagel (Eddie Izzard) Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia) – boy did he just come in for filming for just one day. This trilogy plays into the Hollywood pitfall where the pecking order is (by popularity/overall enjoyment): the first one, the third one, the second … Continue reading →

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer – Century 20 @ Bella Terra, Huntington Beach, CA

So I caught the midnight showing of the movie to kind of celebrate the end of my 4th year in college, but I couldn’t catch the midnight showing at Newport 6 (where I typically do midnight shows). Not because it was sold out, but because it didn’t exist! So I ended up at Bella Terra with a packed house and a really decent seat (2nd row, center). Not bad for showing up 15 minutes before show time. Trailers: Underdog looks like fun. I love Jason Lee. August Rush – the trailer left me speechless…must see this film… Hot Rod – a stuntman wannabe who is a bit of a jerk – looks amusing [walks away from an explosion] Man: You’re the worst stuntman ever! Rod: What? Man: [louder] You’re the worst stuntman ever! Rod: No, I can hear you, I’m just being mean. Evan Almighty – I swear to Him … Continue reading →