Category Archives: Theatre

The theatre. The theatre. What’s HAPPENED to the theatre?

MooNiE and BrooN – Nine O’Clock Playhouse, Los Angeles

Moonie as broon and broon as moonie Straightjacket escape – 1st time in 5 years or so Bed of nails used the spotlights to an amusing end Guitar and Saw Jam Session Quiz Illinois Talulah Can operate his cell phone Regular Coke Lucky Brand Diet Coke Mother often calls him Jeff/Geoff Leaky basement I staring at you right now Said “Hey, Tom” to Tom Cruise Squirrel infested garage Has shrapnel in his chest Secretly thinks he’s more talented than the other Sadie Wrangler California Thought this quiz was a stupid idea Nicknamed “Doobie” as a boy Never been to Alabama Brain swelled up once Has mad ice sculpting skillz Woke up once in a tent in a river

Rent: The School Edition – Corona Del Mar

Very polished preview. Only one stop per act. Really good caliber performances from the leads…even by non-high school standards. Obviously they can’t say f***. The big problem song obviously is La Vie Boheme: They can say masturbation but they can’t say erection? They can’t say dyke. They jumped a section with lyrics right before the talking interlude…marijuana? Roger is phenomenal and this is his first onstage performance ever! He’s a sophmore varsity football player and he’s got a really good voice. 30 hi-quality cordless mics! Fancy LED footlights and high end lighting throughout! Really good show! Check it out before the protests shut it down!

Bronzeville – The New LATC

Delightful straight play about an African American family that moves to California after the Japanese internment of the 1940’s, allowing them possession of an interred family’s house with one caveat…a young American man from that Japanese family has evaded internment by hiding in the attic! Now this family must adjust to this new surrogate family member in a situation akin to the plight their culture found itself in before Emancipation…a desperate struggle for freedom against an oppressive government. Meet the Goodwins: Patriarch Jodie, leading his family West from Mississippi to Los Angeles; His grandmother Janie, the aging matriarch and reigning chef of the house; His brother Felix who won’t be forced into the military just because the family has a history of fighting for a country that doesn’t recognize their rights…he just wants to play jazz; ….

Avenue Q – OCPAC

Yay! We got Brian Benoit (the original Trekkie Monster, et al.)! I was lucky enough to see him AND John Tartaglia when I first saw the show in Vegas (before it was trimmed down to 90 minutes), and it’s awesome that he loves doing the show so much that he’s now on the national tour. Great production. Obviously I can (and will) complain about things, but first and foremost, I had a great time! Why didn’t the orchestra play the final hit of “My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada”? Rod was even sitting there waiting for it?!?!?! Why were lyrics cut from “Schadenfreude”? Straight-A students getting B’s? Ex-es getting STD’s? Watching tourists reading maps? Seeing doormen taking naps? CEO’s getting shackled? Watching actors never reach the endings of their Oscar speech? Brian and Christmas Eve didn’t say that they sold all their wedding gifts for money… Why didn’t the ensemble … Continue reading →

42nd Street – Rose Center for the Performing Arts

Great individual performances, horrible combination. Great sounding tracked orchestra. Oscar was a real piano player with bad hair (not period hair I mean), and also played weird interludes during the barfly scene. Speaking of that scene, Abner Dillon wasn’t heavyset with a handlebar mustache, so he was a cobra and a hick instead of cobra and a walrus….boo! Although the theatre was well used because they had a balcony set piece for Dorothy’s hotel room. And speaking of the balcony, they cut the doctor scene at the top of Act 2 and opened with Sunny Side (To Every Situation)…what the deuce! And the worstest part is after Sunny Side they ran up to the other balcony where they could have done the damn doctor scene!!!! WTFH!?!?!?!!!! Just doesn’t make any damn sense… Oh! And they mixed up Shuffle Off To Buffalo! Traditionally, Bert Barry gets married to Anytime Annie and … Continue reading →

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy + Kid & Nic Show

Ain’t nothing Romantic about la Start it up, start it up Honking and a-screaming (with karl hunter) There’s a villain in every fairy tale Calloway Boogie Hey Now Hey Now Mr. Pinstripe Suit ??? Modern song (Moondance riff solo by Dirk) 1931 Cotton Club Intro Reefer Man Minnie the Moocher ??? (Calloway song) Zig-Zaggity-Woop-Woop You Know You Wrong Big time operator Jumpin’ Jack I wanna be like you Go daddy-O Dirty old man of the mountain Popeye hour Betty boop clip, dirty old man chasing betty, unknown song Band director recognized whistled tune Cab Calloway’s old man of the mountain So long, farewell, goodbye Smells like teen spirit tag

The Producers – MTW

A+ for the cast, D- for the technical Maybe it was that day’s performance…maybe the economy forced their hand…or maybe they shelled out way too much money for the cast (most of whom did the show on Broadway, in Las Vegas, or both) and had to hire a deficient tech crew that hobbled together a set out of spit and bailing wire (MacGyver they ain’t)* and forgot half their cues…I don’t know! The most disappointing thing about this production is Ulla’s “tidy up” gag. Near the end of Act 1, Max and Leo hire a hot Swedish girl as their secretary/receptionist. They instruct her to tidy up the office. When everyone comes back for Act 2, the entire office and furnishings are painted white, and when asked when she did all this, Ulla says intermission. At least that’s what happened on Broadway, in the movie adaptation and every national tour…not … Continue reading →

Little Shop of Horrors – Starlight Productions

A fairly decent youth production (although it was Starlight’s first “audition only” show) of this delightful Menken-Ashman show. Mushnik was a little over the top for me, but as Laira explained, you hve to balance over the top performances with high energy…don’t want the kid diluting his/her performance to catatonic when they’re asked to tone it down. I know this is a youth production, but do we really need an announcement telling us that it’s intermission when the lights just came up? Or an announcement saying, “weren’t those kids great?” after we just gave them a standing ovation?!? Really??? Presented in the George Nakano Theatre at the Torrance Cultural Arts Center.

Debby Boone Sings Rosemary Clooney

Wait, what? Debby Boone doesn’t have enough material for two acts so we get the Pops Symphony Orchestra doing a hoedown? This is just weird….enjoyable, but weird Trinity River Rambling Breakdown Style Fiddle Playing Ashoken For Ken Burns’ Civil War Scottish lament by a Jewish guy from the Bronx Orange A classical piece of music studied all over the world Oklahoma Crude 1973 film, Faye Dunaway, George C. Scott, directed by Stanley Kramer Brilliant versatility by Henri Mancini Fiddlin’ Around skipped? Old Timey Medley A sailor’s life is the life for me Puddle prance!!! Intermission Concentrate on you Cole Porter I’ll Go My Way Nelson Riddle More Than you Know Vincent Yoman Moon River 6 years since we lost Rosemary She bequeathed all her arrangements to Debby…and this dress Edith Head designed it Singer’s salute to the songwriters at the dorothy chandler pavillion Written for her the year the tribute … Continue reading →